{"id":15,"date":"2026-05-31T17:00:44","date_gmt":"2026-05-31T10:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogtamsu.com.vn\/?p=15"},"modified":"2026-05-31T17:00:44","modified_gmt":"2026-05-31T10:00:44","slug":"65-golden-girls-quotes-that-are-guaranteed-to-make-your-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogtamsu.com.vn\/index.php\/2026\/05\/31\/65-golden-girls-quotes-that-are-guaranteed-to-make-your-day\/","title":{"rendered":"65 Golden Girls Quotes That Are Guaranteed To Make Your Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"mntl-article-intro_1-0\">\n<p id=\"mntl-sc-block_1-0\">No matter how long ago the show may have aired,<em>\u00a0The Golden Girls\u00a0<\/em>will always hold a special place in our hearts.\u00a0<em>The Golden Girls\u00a0<\/em>is considered one of the best-written\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.southernliving.com\/movies-tv-shows-southern-accents-8772194\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"internalLink\" data-ordinal=\"1\">TV series<\/a>\u00a0of all time, and for good reason: the women in this\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.southernliving.com\/travel\/girlfriend-getaways\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"internalLink\" data-ordinal=\"2\">group of girlfriends<\/a>\u00a0are each funny, bright, and (somewhat) relatable. No matter which Golden Girl you relate to, this gang gives us all hope for a vibrant and vivacious future of female friendships. Although it&#8217;s hard to pick just 65 quotes, we&#8217;ve narrowed down the show&#8217;s funniest moments guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Relive the glory days of the iconic series with these hilarious\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.southernliving.com\/culture\/golden-girls-trivia\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"internalLink\" data-ordinal=\"3\"><em>The Golden Girls<\/em><\/a><em>\u00a0<\/em>quotes, and grab a snack and sit down for a seven-season-long marathon.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"list-sc__content_1-0\" data-sc-sticky-offset=\"90\" data-sc-ad-label-height=\"24\" data-sc-ad-track-spacing=\"100\" data-sc-min-track-height=\"250\" data-sc-max-track-height=\"600\" data-sc-breakpoint=\"50em\" data-sc-load-immediate=\"4\" data-sc-content-positions=\"[1, 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18]\" data-bind-scroll-on-start=\"true\">\n<div id=\"list-sc-item_1-0\">\n<h2 id=\"mntl-sc-block_3-0\">Quotes About Looks<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16\" src=\"https:\/\/blogtamsu.com.vn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/gettyimages-141224766-1-a603d36d680c46c58b69b7ea25ac0013-300x242.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogtamsu.com.vn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/gettyimages-141224766-1-a603d36d680c46c58b69b7ea25ac0013-300x242.webp 300w, https:\/\/blogtamsu.com.vn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/gettyimages-141224766-1-a603d36d680c46c58b69b7ea25ac0013.webp 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"mntl-sc-block_4-0\"><figcaption id=\"mntl-figure-caption_1-0\">Credit:Southern Living<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul id=\"mntl-sc-block_5-0\">\n<li>&#8220;Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.&#8221; \u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, nobody ever believes me when I&#8217;m telling the truth. I guess it&#8217;s the curse of every devastatingly beautiful woman.&#8221; \u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Isn&#8217;t it amazing how I can feel so bad, and still look so good?&#8221; \u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Flirting is part of my heritage.&#8221; \u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.&#8221; \u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t I just wear a sign that says, &#8216;Too ugly to live?'&#8221;\u00a0\u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;That phony hair color won&#8217;t wash out just because you got caught in the rain!&#8221;\u00a0\u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"list-sc-item_2-0\">\n<h2 id=\"mntl-sc-block_6-0\">Quotes About Wisdom<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"mntl-sc-block_7-0\"><figcaption id=\"mntl-figure-caption_2-0\">Credit:Southern Living<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul id=\"mntl-sc-block_8-0\">\n<li>&#8220;Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains.&#8221; \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever&#8217;s in the glass.&#8221; \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It&#8217;s like we say in St. Olaf\u2014Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund&#8217;s Day without the headless boy.&#8221; \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>Dorothy: &#8220;Rose, what are you listening to?&#8221; Rose: &#8220;A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me.&#8221; Dorothy: &#8220;Is it working?&#8221; Rose: &#8220;Not really. I keep worrying that I left my car windows down.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It&#8217;s like life is a giant weenie roast, and I&#8217;m the biggest weenie.&#8221; \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Tell me the truth: Do these glasses make me look stupid?&#8221; \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>Rose: &#8220;Can I ask a dumb question?&#8221; Dorothy: &#8220;Better than anyone I know.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhy do blessings wear disguises? If I were\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.southernliving.com\/holidays-occasions\/thanksgiving\/thanksgiving-prayer\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"internalLink\" data-ordinal=\"1\">a blessing<\/a>, I\u2019d run around naked.\u201d \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>To\u00a0Sophia: \u201cMy mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.\u201d \u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou know what they say: You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he\u2019ll die.\u201d \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>\u201cThe bottom line is, in life, sometimes good things happen, sometimes bad things happen. But honey, if you don\u2019t take a chance, nothing happens.\u201d \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>\u201cPlease forgive me. It\u2019s not my fault my cousins have been marrying each other for generations.\u201d \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think there\u2019s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.&#8221;\u00a0\u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Rose, honey\u2026have you been washing the fruit off before you eat it?&#8221;\u00a0\u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>\u201cStanley, you\u2019re one chromosome away from being a potato.\u201d \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"list-sc-item_3-0\">\n<h2 id=\"mntl-sc-block_9-0\">Quotes About Relationships<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"mntl-sc-block_10-0\"><figcaption id=\"mntl-figure-caption_3-0\">Credit:Southern Living<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul id=\"mntl-sc-block_11-0\">\n<li>Dorothy: &#8220;I have a date.&#8221; Blanche: &#8220;With a man?&#8221; Dorothy: &#8220;No, Blanche. With a Venus Fly Trap.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Rose: &#8220;Tell me, is it possible to love two men at the same time.&#8221; Blanche: &#8220;Set the scene, have we been drinking?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;ve been having a good time, and there wasn&#8217;t even a man in the room.&#8221; \u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<li>Blanche: &#8220;Dorothy, what do you think I oughta do with my bed?&#8221; Dorothy: &#8220;Put it in the Smithsonian, Blanche. It&#8217;s got more miles on it than the Spirit of St. Louis.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I hate to admit it, but he melts my H\u00e4agen-Dazs.&#8221; \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;When a 22-year-old girl marries a man who\u2019s 80, chances are she is not after his body.&#8221; \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Oh, do you know how many great, late-night talks we&#8217;ve had at this kitchen table over cheesecake?&#8221;\u00a0\u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI know you don&#8217;t get many dates, Dorothy, but stick with what you know.\u201d \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"list-sc-item_4-0\">\n<h2 id=\"mntl-sc-block_13-0\">Quotes About Aging<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"mntl-sc-block_14-0\"><figcaption id=\"mntl-figure-caption_4-0\">Credit:Southern Living<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul id=\"mntl-sc-block_15-0\">\n<li>Dorothy: &#8220;Oh, c&#8217;mon Blanche. Age is just a state of mind.&#8221; Blanche: &#8220;Tell that to my thighs.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Dorothy: &#8220;You know what&#8217;s young to me now? Forty. Suddenly, forty is young.&#8221; Blanche: &#8220;Oooh&#8230;aren&#8217;t you sweet.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now or does her dress really need ironing?&#8221; \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;After 80, every year without a headstone is a milestone.&#8221; \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>\u201cMy mother used to say: The older you get, the better you get. Unless you&#8217;re a banana.&#8221; \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Look, you didn&#8217;t ask me for my opinion, but I&#8217;m old, so I&#8217;m giving it anyway.&#8221; \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou know my motto. Today could be the last day of your life.\u201d \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWe not only took care of our old people, we revered them, honored them, put them on a pedestal. \u2018Course, that\u2019s how we got to be the broken hip capital of the Midwest.\u201d \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhen a person dies, you\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.southernliving.com\/culture\/funeral-director-secrets\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"internalLink\" data-ordinal=\"1\">go to their funeral<\/a>\u00a0to show the man upstairs you have respect for human life, no matter how wretched it was. Any idiot knows that.\u201d \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"list-sc-item_5-0\">\n<h2 id=\"mntl-sc-block_16-0\">Quotes About Behaving Badly<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"mntl-sc-block_17-0\"><\/figure>\n<ul id=\"mntl-sc-block_18-0\">\n<li>Dorothy: &#8220;Ma, I have a feeling you&#8217;re lying.&#8221; Rose: &#8220;Dorothy,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.southernliving.com\/positive-thinking-quotes-7255842\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"internalLink\" data-ordinal=\"1\">be positive<\/a>.&#8221; Dorothy: &#8220;Okay, I&#8217;m positive you&#8217;re lying.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No! No, I will not have a nice day!&#8221; \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>Dorothy: &#8220;You know what your trouble is?&#8221; Blanche: &#8220;Of course not.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Have I given you any indication that I care?&#8221; \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: You&#8217;re old, you sag, get over it.&#8221; \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless.&#8221; \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;She&#8217;s really a very sweet woman. She just doesn&#8217;t like to show it.&#8221; \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Want a glass of water to wash down your foot?&#8221; \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>Rose: &#8220;Where are you going?&#8221; Dorothy: &#8220;To get ice cream or commit a felony. I&#8217;ll decide in the car.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I feel like crawling under the covers and eating a box of Velveeta.&#8221; \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>\u201cOh, blow it out your Tubenburbles!\u201d \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You&#8217;ll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.&#8221;\u00a0\u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>\u201cMay you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off.\u201d \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>Blanche: &#8220;I&#8217;ve never been so humiliated in my life.&#8221;\u00a0Dorothy: &#8220;What about the time you lost the key to your handcuffs and had to go with that guy on his mail route?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"list-sc-item_6-0\">\n<h2 id=\"mntl-sc-block_19-0\">Funny Quotes<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"mntl-sc-block_20-0\"><figcaption id=\"mntl-figure-caption_5-0\">Credit:Southern Living<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul id=\"mntl-sc-block_21-0\">\n<li>&#8220;It is not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.&#8221; \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI\u2019m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.\u201d \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHow come whenever my ship comes in, it\u2019s leaking?\u201d \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWe have Maalox and estrogen. How many junkies have gas and hot flashes?\u201d \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI hate Jell-O. If God wanted peaches suspended in midair, he would have filled them with helium.\u201d \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt\u2019s time I gave something back to the chicken community. A chicken once saved my life.\u201d \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>\u201cIf the ancient Egyptians could move 20-ton stone blocks to build the pyramids, we can move a toilet.\u201d \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You come to me if you have problems with a man. You go to Dorothy if there&#8217;s some grammar you need help with.&#8221;\u00a0\u2014Blanche<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The woman keeps a chicken in her home, how normal can she be?&#8221;\u00a0\u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<li>\u201cNo, it&#8217;s me, Rose! I&#8217;m just wearing my hair a little differently.\u201d \u2014Rose<\/li>\n<li>\u201cIf this sauce was a person, I&#8217;d get naked and make love to it.\u201d \u2014Sophia<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You&#8217;re a furry little gnome, and we feed you too much!&#8221; \u2014Dorothy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter how long ago the show may have aired,\u00a0The Golden Girls\u00a0will always hold a special place in our hearts.\u00a0The Golden Girls\u00a0is considered one of the best-written\u00a0TV series\u00a0of all time, and for good reason: the women in this\u00a0group of girlfriends\u00a0are each funny, bright, and (somewhat) relatable. 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